After being down 2,000+ officers...Chicago police taking applications for first time in three years

Queers, Cross-Dressers, Carpet Munchers, Coloreds, Illegal Beaners and all others are encourage to apply.

The city will take applications to join the Chicago Police Department for the first time in three years, officials announced today.

The department said it has lowered its minimum hiring age for officers to 21 and will allow individuals as young as 18 to apply. Previously, the minimum hiring age was 25 except for military veterans, who could still get hired at 21.

Applications will be accepted from Aug. 1 through Sept. 16, and a written exam will be administered in December.

In addition to a written exam, applicants will have to undergo a psychological evaluation and testing for strength, endurance and flexibility. They’ll also need to pass a polygraph test, a medical checkup, a background check and drug screening.