Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart in cooperation with Astro Glide Anal Lube announces the "Dart Me In The Ass Chicago Cubs Rooftop Outing"

Does anybody want to buy Detective Shavedlongcock & guest a ticket to this event?

I am sure Tommy would love to have DSLC there!

You can kiss Tom Dart on every strike pitched and Tom Dart will kiss you on the balls

So Mr. Southside Tom Dart is the #1 Chicago Cubs Fan???

Please join Tom Dart for a night of baseball

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Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago Cubs
Friday, September 20, 2013

Cubs Rooftop Game
Wrigley Field Rooftop Club
3617 N. Sheffield Ave.
Chicago, IL 60614
(Suite and Rooftop Levels)

Doors open at 12:30pm - Game starts at 1:20pm
Tickets: Single: $150, Grand Slam: $1,000

First come, first served. Space is limited and this event has sold out every year. RSVP today!

For more information, please call Paula at 312-437-2068 or email at Paula@VoteForTomDart.com